Why I'm Not.....

​The reason I’m not a Democrat: Everyone has rights but only a few have responsibilities.
The reason I’m not a Republican: Everyone has responsibilities and everyone has rights but a few have more rights than others.
The reason I’m not a Libertarian: Everyone has the right to do just about anything they want and their only responsibility lies with themselves.
The reason I’m not a Socialist: Everyone has the right to what you have and you have the responsibility to accept that cheerfully.
The reason I’m not a Communist: No one has any rights or responsibilities.
The reason I’m not an Anarchist:  Everybody has the right to do any damn thing they want and to hell with the responsibility.
The reason I’m not a Fascist: Everyone’s rights and responsibilities are dictated by the needs and whims of those in charge and I’m pretty sure they won’t let me be in charge.